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Old12-05-2009, 08:10 PM #1
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DefaultNancy Pelosi has major surgery

And she's still ugly
 
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Old12-05-2009, 08:52 PM #2
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Funny......ya reckon them expandable cheeks were for storing her nuts, or the nuts of others?

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If you really want a scare, just remember that there's a Mr. Pelosi out there somewhere.
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She should have had a brain transplant.
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You mean that's a women?!??! I thought she was Barny Franks gay lover in drag.
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She should have had a brain transplant.
You must mean implant...a transplant assumes there was one there to start with.
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The reason her husband takes her every where he goes is that she is too damn ugly to kiss good by.
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Damnit. I thought she would finally get the stick out of her ass.

Oh well.
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I think I found the skin donor..
May I present the Demo....Replubl.....Democr...ah he11 the Douchebag senator from PA
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May I present the Demo....Replubl.....Democr...ah he11 the Douchebag senator from PA
Arlen Sphincter.
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