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Old 09-25-2009, 05:26 PM   #11
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About ten years ago, the neighborhood we lived in was overrun with gangs and crack. Woke up one night to the sound of a guy undoing the TV hookup in the den. Didn't have a gun at the time, my wife just knew I was gonna shoot somebody the way things were. I probably would have, too.

I sneaked out the window, grabbed a big pick I had been using to trench for sprinklers, and went around to the front door, just as this guy was carrying a 27" TV out. Mostly all you could see of him was eyes, he had this really surprised Buckwheat look on his face.

All he could say was, "You NAKED!"

I made him lay on his face till the cops got there. They were all making jokes along the lines of the proper use of a tool, etc. Not one of them told me to go get dressed, I had forgotten by then.

It was finally an old lady neighbor who told me to, "get inside, you're scaring my chickens."



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Old 09-25-2009, 05:43 PM   #12
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That's a awesome story! I always sleep in the raw so anyone confronted would indeed be faced with a 6'2",300#+ hairy redneck holding a very big firearm. I would THINK they would be easily subdued or run like hell.



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I'm only 5'4", the pick was just about as big as I am. I do have long hair and a beard, so probably looked pretty wild with pillow hair and all.

I'd like to have seen a pic, probably looked like the eighth dwarf, "Crazy"

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That man is my hero...seriously.

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The warning shot should have been aimed about groin level.
Warning "shot??" How about three? Two to the chest and one to the head. How's THAT for a warning?


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