They are smitten with the mystery of you.
Women and their dang shoes. This thread is a secret conspiracy by all the women on here just looking for an excuse to buy some more. They can look at shoes and tell their husbands/boyfriends that they're just "finding a new Anna avatar."
Before I got married I had exactly 3 pairs of shoes in my closet. Work boots, tennis shoes and church shoes.
Every now and then maybe I'd buy a cheap pair of Walmart flip flops to tear up for the summer. And I'd always keep a pair of muddy rubber boots on my back porch.
My closet was for guns and gear.
And now.... It's full of shoeboxes. Stacks and stacks of shoeboxes!!!! My clothes don't fit. My gear don't fit. My guns don't fit.
And it isn't enough for her to buy tons of shoes for her, she has to buy more for ME too!
"...it is ...ALIVE!!!"
Last edited by DeltaF; 10-14-2013 at 07:08 PM.