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Old 11-24-2009, 01:25 PM   #1
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"Dear Lord baby Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino's, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take the time to say thank you for my family. My two sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR, as we call him. And of course my red-hot smokin' wife, Carley, who is a stone-cold fox."



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Old 11-24-2009, 01:43 PM   #2
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"Dear Lord baby Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino's, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take the time to say thank you for my family. My two sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR, as we call him. And of course my red-hot smokin' wife, Carley, who is a stone-cold fox."
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"Dear 8lb, 6oz baby Jesus."



I think God had to be rolling at that one.

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One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth.

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What'd you kids do today?

We threw Chip's war medals off the bridge!

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I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.



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