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11-24-2009, 01:25 PM
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My Thanksgiving prayer
"Dear Lord baby Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino's, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take the time to say thank you for my family. My two sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR, as we call him. And of course my red-hot smokin' wife, Carley, who is a stone-cold fox."
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11-24-2009, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by lonyaeger
"Dear Lord baby Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino's, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take the time to say thank you for my family. My two sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR, as we call him. And of course my red-hot smokin' wife, Carley, who is a stone-cold fox."
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You forgot
AMEN
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11-24-2009, 01:56 PM
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"Dear 8lb, 6oz baby Jesus."
I think God had to be rolling at that one.
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11-24-2009, 06:26 PM
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One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth.
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11-24-2009, 06:34 PM
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Now with even more win
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What'd you kids do today?
We threw Chip's war medals off the bridge!
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"This is not about land or money...but the one thing that no man should never be able to take from another man: the freedom to make his own choices about his life, where he'll live, how he'll live, how he'll raise his family. "
William Travis, The Alamo: 13 Days to Glory
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11-24-2009, 06:39 PM
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I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.
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