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Old 05-12-2010, 03:30 PM   #1
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Default My Newest Mission....

I require ideas...

A hero since my early teens, I've decided before I can die, I must meet Chuck Norris.

Shake his hand, get a picture and an autograph, express how he has molded my life in so many ways.

How to go about it?

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Old 05-12-2010, 03:44 PM   #2
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You need to find out where Mr. Norris is doing a appearance then crash the hell out of it in Ninja Benning Style.

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That is a reasonable avenue.

You Texas folk, does the Master generally make appearances down there on a regular basis?

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Engage him on an internetz chat room posing as a 12 year old girl and invite him over for some fun.

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Engage him on an internetz chat room posing as a 12 year old girl and invite him over for some fun.

True, that's how I hooked you, big boy.
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...uhh, BB...

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You should be supporting me. You could lure him to the ranch, offer that BBQ stuff, I could be a waiter, and when I serve him, spill the beans. Not literally, you know, like let the cat out of the bag. Unless that's what the BBQ is, then I won't mention cat.

C'monnnn, there's gotta be a way....

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Offer to buy one of his exercise machines on the condition that he help set up and give a demonstration.

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Wonder where in Texas he is?

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You should be supporting me. You could lure him to the ranch, offer that BBQ stuff, I could be a waiter, and when I serve him, spill the beans. Not literally, you know, like let the cat out of the bag. Unless that's what the BBQ is, then I won't mention cat.

C'monnnn, there's gotta be a way....
I ALWAYS support you! The BBQ is both beef and pork. We have severals mouser cats running around, but we haven't gotten desperate enough to throw them on the smoker yet.
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