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Old 01-01-2010, 03:21 PM   #1
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My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep.
If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head...

Holy Sh!t, my dog is a Democrat!

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Old 01-01-2010, 03:24 PM   #2
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LOL! Dune, this is getting email.

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I knew it!

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Come to think of it.....so are mine!

I do not think they know it yet, so I will do my best to keep them away from any forms of party education and voting.

For now they can hug and pee on as many trees as they like.

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I'm looking at mine with suspicion, and he's giving me the "What???" look.

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I'm no f_cking democrat!!! (Note pile of clean, warm blankets underneath)
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LOL that was hilarious. I'm not letting my dogs anywhere near my firearms.

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LOL that was hilarious. I'm not letting my dogs anywhere near my firearms.
I never thought about it, but everytime i bring out a gun, no matter shotgun, rifle or pistol, they always run and hide, and I've never told them they were guns, they must be anti gun libs...dang it
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And he can lick his own privates.
One of God's greatest gifts to man is Dog.

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On the other hand...a farm working dog in Australia is of a far more 'Conservative' persuasion


Sleeps until 4am when 'the boss' wakes him for a hard days work.
Has some dry dehydrated-ground-sheep-meal mixed with water and a handful dumped on top of his 'kennel'. Occasional offcut of newly slaughtered lamb if he's lucky. Or a rabbit he's caught himself.
Only gets fed once a day. Twice on extra special occasions or if sick.
Only those who work are fed.
Never been to the vet; broken legs etc are set with a stout stick and a bit of fencing wire. Vaccinations unknown to him. If injuries too severe to recover on his own, quickly despatched via rifle.
Lives in a 'kennel'; often a shelter made of an old metal feed-drum, sawed in half. Or a corrugated iron humpy knocked together. Chained to this at all times when not working.
Works his canine arse off sunrise to sunset.
Has no fear of guns whatsoever, and often strains at his chain eager to be at 'em when he hears the bolt sliding in.

Despite this life of hardship, is easily worth the value of two men and will do anything asked and much that is not. Is the happiest dog in the world.

When he dies, 'the boss' will secretly shed tears.




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