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Benning Boy 12-03-2008 04:11 PM

My Christmas Poem
My family was sleeping, cause I tend to bore them
Chatting all night on the firearms forum

Questioning Dillinger, still on the fence
About the best shotgun for home self defense

Was just drifting off, when I heard a noise
A tall lanky figure, and some of his boys

The shadows obscured him, but the worst of my fears
No shadow could hide those two big-@$$ ears

"The reason I've entered your house with such stealth
Is to redistribute all of your wealth!"

The room was still dark, He needed no lights,
His eyeballs were glowing like Tritium sights

"Do not be alarmed! I know it seems strange
I'll take all your money, but leave hope and change!"

Just when it seemed hopeless, an angel appears
Frightening him out of his two big-@$$ ears

"It's okay now, Benning, there's no need to hide
I'm here now with you, and Chuck Norris outside"

Her lipstick shone brightly, my country she'd save
She'd keep me from being a Communist slave

Twas then I awoke, with a pain in my head
I'll lay off of Gin before I go to bed

As I turned off the light, a still registered voter
In the distance I heard a snowmobile motor

Happy Holidays everyone.:o

Dillinger 12-03-2008 04:18 PM

*literally laughing out loud and clapping his hands in his cubicle*

That was awesome! Thanks for that... Palin & Chuck Norris. "F"ing Brilliant!!

+100 :D


Benning Boy 12-03-2008 04:20 PM

I am humbled Mr.D. Thank you.:)

Dillinger 12-03-2008 04:24 PM

I still say you can't go wrong with a good 870 or a Mossy 500. :D

Cleverly done sir - well played.


notdku 12-03-2008 04:42 PM

Good stuff. Did you write that whole thing?

Benning Boy 12-03-2008 04:49 PM

Yes sir. Got inspired with the Christmas thread in the political section. Hope everyone enjoys, maybe Sarah will see it.:D

falseharmonix 12-03-2008 05:31 PM

LOL, quite literally :D

I had a weird dream about dear leader-elect last night....sure glad I woke up....

sgtdeath66 12-03-2008 05:32 PM

that was pretty darned good, bravo, bravo

Benning Boy 12-05-2008 02:47 PM

Thanks, guys.:)

sgtdeath66 12-05-2008 07:43 PM

keep'em comming bro, we need good laughs

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