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Old 09-07-2011, 07:33 PM   #1
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AT..MY...AGE....What's your best "AT MY AGE" Quip or Joke ???... Finding the car in the parking-lot........ At my age I can hide my-own Easter Egg's.......... At my age my idea of multi-tasking is to pee when I sneeze......... I get the daily paper,I read the Obituaries,if I'm not there,I carry on as usual......... I find the car-keys in the Ice-Box,right where I forgot them,at my age...... What you got ???....or don't you remember ???...........
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DAMN...I forgot to put down the Toilet-seat....
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I've got an excellent memory.


... it's just really short.
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At my age, I ought to know better.
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At my age, you really don't give a damn about a lot of things. Feels pretty good, too.
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At my age, you really don't give a damn about a lot of things. Feels pretty good, too.
This! ^^^^^
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At my age, I don't buy green bananas.
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At my age, the time to begin most things is ten years ago.
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What's the question ?
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