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Old 11-12-2010, 04:02 PM   #1
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Default MSDS: Woman

MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
*WOMAN: A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS*


ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: Wo.
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 165lb but known to vary from 100 to 550lb.
OCCURENCE: Copious quantities throughout the world.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
Surface usually covered with painted film.
Boils at nothing, freezes with reason.
Melts if given special treatment.
Bitter if incorrectly used.
Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
Yields to pressure applied at correct points.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, platinum & Precious Stones.
Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
May explode spontaneously without prior warning, and for no good reason.
Insoluable in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol.
Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES:
Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
Can be a great aid to relaxation.
Very effective cleaning agent.

TESTS:
Pure speciman turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
Turns green when placed beside a better speciman.

HAZARDS:
Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

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Old 11-12-2010, 04:25 PM   #2
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If they would have taught that in science class I wouldn't have had to learn all of it the hard way.



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Thanks for the heads up Shihan, I forwarded that on to our Safety Compliance officer so all field personnel could be updated

Funny stuff

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Oh yeah that's real smart funny stuff Shihan!!

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Where's the PPE info? All MSDSs come with PPE info.

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Oh yeah that's real smart funny stuff Shihan!!
I'm tellin' ya........let me know if you need any help!!
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Where's the PPE info? All MSDSs come with PPE info.
Available at any drugstore, mini-mart or from those machines in any mens room for a quarter!


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