Where do you go to eat?
Is there any way you can make the reservations, get to Kinko's and have placemats (paper of course-can be standard sized paper) printed up with a pic from the days of old or even diffferent pics for the number of people? You know, the family...her legacy...the matriarch. One of your sibs has to meet you at the restaurant because of something. The sib gets there early, claims your reservation and places the placemats on the table (of course, letting the Maitre'd in on this) and maybe a bouquet of her favorite spring flower. Just off the top of my head.
Baby pics of each of you and let her name the seating order. Her seat, all of you.
Skullcrusher, you are evil, sick, demented, twisted- and my hero!
Originally Posted by pandamonium
...without the Second, we cannot protect the rest!