Monday Morning Comedy Time......Redneck Pick-Up Lines.......
Redneck pick-up lines
1) Did you fart???....cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded???....cuz you sure are special.
3) My love for you is like diarrhea......I just can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card???....cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants???.....cuz I can see myself in 'em.
6) If you was a tree, and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
8) I know I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bed Rock.
9) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
10) If you're gonna regret this mornin', we can sleep in till afternoon.
11) Your face reminds me of a wrench.........every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up !!!!
12) "Howdy Cuz!" We ain't related my daddy left your Ma'ma ...
"There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter." - Hemingway
“The greatest ignorance is to reject something you know nothing about.”
Last edited by IGETEVEN; 08-17-2009 at 05:04 PM.
Reason: Edited for mixed company