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c3shooter 08-29-2010 02:20 AM

Mondagreens
 
Time for some weekend silliness- got a Mondagreen to share?

For the terminally puzzled- Mondagreens are misunderstood song lyrics. Takes it's name from the mangling of an old folk song about the slaying of young Lord Randall- "They've slain young Lord Randall, and Lady Mondagreen (laid him on the green).

The classical example is Jimi Hendrix- "Scuse me, while I kiss dis guy." And I once knew a darling girl with an IQ equal to room temp on a cool morning, that believed the line was "Coming into Los Angeles- bringing in a coupla geese..."

So- whatcha got? :p

Shihan 08-29-2010 02:54 AM

"There's a Bathroom on the right" for There's a Bad Moon on the rise.

Dillinger 08-29-2010 02:57 AM

"He just smiled and gave me a bite of his sammich" - My girl swore up and down those were the lyrics to I come from the land down under by Men At Work.

I made her listen to the song with my headphones on while she read the lyrics and we still laugh about it to this day.

The lyrics are actually "He just smiled and gave me a vegimite sandwich"

Gatekeeper 08-29-2010 03:05 AM

Make me fries! :p

canebrake 08-29-2010 03:29 AM

The Kingsmen 1963 version of Louie Louie


Louie Louie, oh no, me gotta go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, baby.
Louie Louie, oh baby, me gotta go.

A fine little girl, she waits for me.
Me catch the ship across the sea.
Me sailed the ship all alone.
Me never think I'll make it home.

Louie Louie, oh no, me gotta go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, baby.
Louie Louie, oh baby, me gotta go.

Three nights and days I sailed the sea.
Me think of girl constantly.
On the ship, I dream she there.
I smell the rose in her hair.

Louie Louie, oh no, me gotta go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, baby.
Louie Louie, oh baby, me gotta go.
OK, let's give it to 'em right now

(guitar solo)

Me see . . .

Me see Jamaica, the moon above.
It won't be long me see me love.
Me take her in my arms and then
I tell her I'll never leave again.

Louie Louie, oh no, me gotta go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, baby.
Louie Louie, oh baby, me gotta go
I said we gotta go now
Let's step on out of here
Let's go!

And then there was the "Dirty" version:

Louie, Louie
grab her way down low.
Louie, Louie
grab her way down low.

A fine little bitch, she waits for me;
she gets her kicks on top of me.
Each night I take her out all alone;
she ain't the kind I lay at home.

Each night at ten, I lay her again;
I f**k my girl all kinds of ways.
And on that chair, I lay her there;
I felt my boner in her hair.

If she's got a rag on, I'll move above;
It won't be long, she'll slip it off.
I'll take her in my arms again;
tell her I'd rather lay her again.


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Highpower 08-29-2010 03:47 AM

Once overheard a young lassie that started belting out an Eagles tune along with the radio..... "Take It Easy"

Quote:

Well I'm running down the road trying to loosen my load, got a world of trouble on my mind
lookin' for a lover who won't blow my (rubber???) cover, she's so hard to find....
Laughed about that one for quite some time! :D

Smells like Nirvana:


cpttango30 08-29-2010 04:36 AM

I swore up and doen that the song PANAMA By Van Halen was really family roll I drove my brother and sister nuts from California to Kansas in the summer of 1984 singing FAMILY ROLL and not PANAAAMA.



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