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Old 05-01-2010, 11:38 PM   #1
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When my daughter-in-law six months pregnant with my third child, her three year old came into the room when she was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"

She replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy."

"I know," she replied, but what's growing in your butt?"



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Old 05-02-2010, 12:43 AM   #2
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Hahaha. Sounds like my daughter!

One day my wife and daughter were in Costco at the check out line.

In the line next to them was a woman in a full head to toe black burkha.

When my daughter noticed her she pointed and yelled at the top of her lungs,

"LOOK MOMMY! A NINJA!!!!!!"

My wife says everyone in earshot busted out laughing.

God I love that kid.



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Out of the mouths of babes.

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