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Old 09-19-2012, 04:58 PM   #1
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California chef allegedly admitted slow-cooking wife's body

A Southern California chef on trial for allegedly killing his wife told police he slow-cooked her body then dumped it out as kitchen waste, according to an interview that was played in court on Tuesday

"I took some, some things like weights that we use and I put them on the top of her body, and I just slowly cooked it and I ended up cooking her for four days"



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Old 09-19-2012, 05:02 PM   #2
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Now see, that's just inefficient. Do you really think you can run a kitchen like that? Get on you, no wonder you don't have any Michelin Stars!

4 days to prepare one silly dish! Are you daft?!

Piss off!!



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Sorry. Sometimes the filter just comes off and things seem like they really need to be said.

No offense intended boatme!

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Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, did he skin her out and gut the corpse first or just pop it in the big pot whole?

Has anyone considered he could be a bear in disguise?

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Has anyone considered he could be a bear in disguise?
Alright buddy we understand that hating bears is your thing, but we can see the glare of your tin foul house from all over the country.
Since we all know bears can control minds and have satellite technology at their disposal we better stock up on tin foil and ammo before they attack
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Has anyone considered he could be a bear in disguise?
Dude. Bears don't have the patience to wait FOUR DAYS for a meal.

This was OBVIOUSLY the slave cook to the Bear Overlords and he was preparing for a huge gathering.
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I'm sorry. Someone was killed and her body was boiled for four days because of her scumbag husband. I hope they fry his ass and the family gets some closure.

The thread was just too easy to go down the comedy road.

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. I hope they fry his ass

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I wonder if he added some taters and carrots to her

"The wife,the wife, good for your heart, the more you eat,the more you fart. The more you eat, the better she gets, now she wont yell and throw her fits"

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I wonder if he added some taters and carrots to her

"The wife,the wife, good for your heart, the more you eat,the more you fart. The more you eat, the better she gets, now she wont yell and her throws her fits"
See, i'm wondering if he intended to eat/serve the body or just dispose of the evidence, hence "did he skin & gut".


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