Michigan goes to war
You are Unregistered, please register to use all of the features of FirearmsTalk.com!    
Firearm & Gun Forum - FireArmsTalk.com > General Discussion Forums > The Club House >

Michigan goes to war


Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 11-30-2011, 02:24 PM   #1
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
lonewolf101's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 528
Liked 1 Times on 1 Posts

Default Michigan goes to war

Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.

"Hello, President Obama?" a heavily accented Yooper voice said. "This is
Sven, up here at Ollies Bar and Steak House in Bruce Crossing, Michigan.
I am callin' to tell ya'll that we are officially declaring war on
ya!"

"Well Sven," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news!
How big is your army?"

"Right now," said Sven, after a moments calculation, "there is myself, my
cousin Ollie, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole dart team from
Pine's Bar. That makes eight!"

Barack paused. "I must tell you Sven that I have one million men in my
army waiting to move on my command."

"Wow," said Sven. "I'll have to call ya back !"

Sure enough, the next day, Sven called again. "Mr. Obama, the war is
still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be, Sven?" Barack asked.

"Well sir, we have two 4-wheelers, a snowmobile, and Harry's trail
grooming machine."

President Obama sighed. "I have to tell you Sven, that I have 16,000 tanks
and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to one
and a half million since we last spoke"

"Lord above," said Sven, "I'll be getting back to ya."

Sure enough, Sven rang again the next day, "President Obama, the war is
still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified
Ollies ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four
boys from the coffee shop have joined us as well!"

Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you,
Sven, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My
military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile
sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Oh Lord," said Sven, l'll have to call you back."

Sure enough, Sven called again the next day. "President Obama! I am
sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

Well, sir," said Sven, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat
over a few beers, and come to realize that there's just no way we can
feed two million prisoners.."

lonewolf101 is offline  
 
Reply With Quote

Join FirearmsTalk.com Today - It's Free!

Are you a firearms enthusiast? Then we hope you will join the community. You will gain access to post, create threads, private message, upload images, join groups and more.

Firearms Talk is owned and operated by fellow firearms enthusiasts. We strive to offer a non-commercial community to learn and share information.

Join FirearmsTalk.com Today! - Click Here


Old 11-30-2011, 02:27 PM   #2
FTF_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 3,087
Liked 757 Times on 449 Posts
Likes Given: 477

Default

Very funny!
PanBaccha is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2011, 02:27 PM   #3
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Overkill0084's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Weber County, Utah
Posts: 4,694
Liked 3239 Times on 1624 Posts
Likes Given: 426

Default

As a military retiree, I'm not sure how to take this.
__________________
Cheers,
Greg
MSgt, USAF, Retired
NRA Life Member

The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody had decided not to see. - Ayn Rand
Overkill0084 is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2011, 02:31 PM   #4
Supporting Member
FTF_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Sniper03's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Tennessee
Posts: 6,139
Liked 3569 Times on 1719 Posts
Likes Given: 1781

Default

Lonewolf!

I have seen this before! But it is Great! Odd as it is there is probably some truth in it should they ever attack our Second Amendment Rights or our Freedom!

03
Sniper03 is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2011, 04:01 PM   #5
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
lonewolf101's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 528
Liked 1 Times on 1 Posts

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sniper03 View Post
Lonewolf!

I have seen this before! But it is Great! Odd as it is there is probably some truth in it should they ever attack our Second Amendment Rights or our Freedom!

03
I always wonder if the pres. who ever it was would ever declare marshal Law, would the Military ever shoot US Americans? like china did back in the 80's.
lonewolf101 is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2011, 04:57 PM   #6
fmj
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
fmj's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Fort Wayne,IN
Posts: 3,456
Liked 754 Times on 438 Posts
Likes Given: 306

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by lonewolf101 View Post
I always wonder if the pres. who ever it was would ever declare marshal Law, would the Military ever shoot US Americans? like china did back in the 80's.
In a heart beat without second thought!!

Look to katrina and what transpired there!!

__________________
"Those that would trade essential liberty for temporary security deserve neither liberty nor security." - Benjammin Franklin

The 1911: Turning useless trash into good fertilizer for over 100 years!!
fmj is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2011, 06:31 PM   #7
bkt
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Rochester, NY
Posts: 6,973
Liked 1305 Times on 664 Posts
Likes Given: 151

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by lonewolf101 View Post
I always wonder if the pres. who ever it was would ever declare marshal Law, would the Military ever shoot US Americans? like china did back in the 80's.
American troops have fired on and killed unarmed Americans in the past. Why wouldn't they do so again?

Now, whether or not the military as a whole would go all-in on a fight against the American populace is another matter. There would definitely be a split between those who would put orders above their oath and vice versa.
bkt is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Firearms Forum Replies Last Post
Michigan CPL fupuk Concealed Carrying & Personal Protection 21 12-04-2011 04:16 AM



Newest Threads