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Old 05-01-2014, 02:38 PM   #1
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I receivied this from a friend today and he has a point! LOL!

What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here’s the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never ever hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case. Time for another beer.



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Now, that's deep... lol



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Lmao........:d

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Lol . A lot of good reasoning there . Leaves one to think huh

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You do have a point lol

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awesome
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if my wife wanted to have a baby, i'd have myself kicked in the nuts!

time for some serious thinking now.

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My wife asked me what I was doing today,, I said nothing,, she said I did that yesterday, I told her I wasn't finished.

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I was about to respond, but I'll have to give it more thought...



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