Alright, some random thoughts -
Chuck Norris will still be alive in the 3,000. NOTHING can kill Chuck Norris except Chuck Norris.
Captain Morgan Rum?? Really? I am with Tango, your Man Card is getting it's corner punched and you are on restriction...
Bacardi Superior - Read the family story, you will see why it is the Rum of choice.
Duct Tape is a must - but it will need instructions on how to use it.
While I don't necessarily agree with all the porn, you really can't have a Man Capsule without atleast some representations of the female form in all it's spendor. Let's just keep the whores out....
The Beard - I real how to guide. None of this jockstrap/chin strap horsesh!t I see on TV with every athlete "making a statement" or any creepy flesh colored beards ( Yes that includes you Brock Lesnar! ). If you can't grow a decent beard - then shave it.
+1 On the Farrah Fawcett Poster. How about Heather Thomas from Fall Guy though - the one in the pink bikini in the hot tub?? Huh? Huh?
Fight complilation of the following fighters: Mike Tyson ( before the death of Cus D'Amato his unoffical "dad" and only sane part of his life ), Roy Jones Jr. ( the early years ), Royce Gracie ( the early years ), Randy Couture, Anderson Silva and of course Chuck Norris early competition fights.