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Old 12-11-2008, 03:09 PM   #1
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At Mr.D's suggestion, envision this scenario:

It's the year 3000, and all remnants of manliness have been stripped from the planet. Years of political correctness, Donahue show reruns, and the like have eliminated all trace of masculine virtue.

Alas, the manly of this forum had the foresight to set up a manly time capsule, so that one day, some archaeologist might discover what men were, before they got in touch with their feelings.

My contribution is a Blue Ray copy of the Green Berets, starring the Duke.

What else?

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From the previous post, here's some of mine:

John Browning - the works of.
Gunpowder.
The Thong.
The Brazilian Wax Job.
Steak.
Beer - And Other Spirits.
Power Tools.
The Big Block Engine.
Ronald Reagan.
The US Military.

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Cigars
Close ratio 4 speed manual transmissions
Magnums
C-4

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Before there were colognes with woodsy citrus tones and fashion designer names, there was Old Spice. It didn't smell like anything, except Old Spice.

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Highlights from Michael Jordan's career in Chicago, Larry Bird's career in Boston and Magic's career in LA.

Highlights from Bo Jackson running over everyone in the NFL.

A couple of Mack Bolan novels.

A copy of the pregame speech that the coach gives in Rudy "Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, comes into OUR HOUSE and pushes us around" duckbumps every time....

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Playboy

Penthouse

Hustler

and Debbie does dallas

oh and some astroglide.

a 426 ci Hemi motor.

The complete series of Hogans Heros on DVD.

A matched set of Colt SSA pistols and a Winchester 94 oh heck and a Dillon M134 minigun. and ammo for all.

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Yes, manly indeed.

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What about the infamous 1911?

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What about the infamous 1911?
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Penthouse

Hustler

and Debbie does dallas
Buzzzzz! Oh, sorry. Wrong answer. Real men neither need nor use these items.

The Sixteen inch American bayonet...

The M1 Garand...

The collected works of Theodore Roosevelt...

A history of the American Revolution and bios of the Founders....
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- A manual on how to fish.

- A nice, all-purpose fishing rod.

- A big tackle box with every popular mid-west lure inside.

- A "singing" wall bass (to help show the history of the redneck).

- A tough double-barreled 12 gauge with ammunition and a duck-call.

- A bar of Lava "Soap on a Rope".

- An old 1975 Chevy 1/2 Ton 4x4 complete with gun rack, rust, non-matching wheels/tires, cracked windshield, and two bales of hay in the bed.

The following movies:

Full Metal Jacket

Dirty Harry

Hamburger Hill

Heartbreak Ridge

We Were Soldiers

Platoon

Saving Private Ryan

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