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Benning Boy 12-11-2008 04:09 PM

The Manly Thread!
At Mr.D's suggestion, envision this scenario:

It's the year 3000, and all remnants of manliness have been stripped from the planet. Years of political correctness, Donahue show reruns, and the like have eliminated all trace of masculine virtue.

Alas, the manly of this forum had the foresight to set up a manly time capsule, so that one day, some archaeologist might discover what men were, before they got in touch with their feelings.

My contribution is a Blue Ray copy of the Green Berets, starring the Duke.

What else?

Dillinger 12-11-2008 04:40 PM

From the previous post, here's some of mine:

John Browning - the works of.
The Thong.
The Brazilian Wax Job.
Beer - And Other Spirits.
Power Tools.
The Big Block Engine.
Ronald Reagan.
The US Military.

Robocop10mm contributed:

Close ratio 4 speed manual transmissions

Benning Boy 12-11-2008 04:49 PM

Before there were colognes with woodsy citrus tones and fashion designer names, there was Old Spice. It didn't smell like anything, except Old Spice.

Dillinger 12-11-2008 04:55 PM

Highlights from Michael Jordan's career in Chicago, Larry Bird's career in Boston and Magic's career in LA.

Highlights from Bo Jackson running over everyone in the NFL.

A couple of Mack Bolan novels.

A copy of the pregame speech that the coach gives in Rudy "Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, comes into OUR HOUSE and pushes us around" duckbumps every time....

cpttango30 12-11-2008 06:22 PM




and Debbie does dallas

oh and some astroglide.

a 426 ci Hemi motor.

The complete series of Hogans Heros on DVD.

A matched set of Colt SSA pistols and a Winchester 94 oh heck and a Dillon M134 minigun. and ammo for all.

Benning Boy 12-11-2008 06:52 PM

Yes, manly indeed.:D

dragunovsks 12-11-2008 07:45 PM

What about the infamous 1911?

Dillinger 12-11-2008 08:22 PM


Originally Posted by Dillinger (Post 55185)
John Browning - the works of.


Originally Posted by dragunovsks (Post 55199)
What about the infamous 1911?

Asked and answered. :D


ScottG 12-11-2008 08:50 PM


Originally Posted by cpttango30 (Post 55193)



and Debbie does dallas

Buzzzzz! Oh, sorry. Wrong answer. Real men neither need nor use these items.

The Sixteen inch American bayonet...

The M1 Garand...

The collected works of Theodore Roosevelt...

A history of the American Revolution and bios of the Founders....

SGT-MILLER 12-11-2008 08:53 PM

- A manual on how to fish.

- A nice, all-purpose fishing rod.

- A big tackle box with every popular mid-west lure inside.

- A "singing" wall bass (to help show the history of the redneck).

- A tough double-barreled 12 gauge with ammunition and a duck-call.

- A bar of Lava "Soap on a Rope".

- An old 1975 Chevy 1/2 Ton 4x4 complete with gun rack, rust, non-matching wheels/tires, cracked windshield, and two bales of hay in the bed.

The following movies:

Full Metal Jacket

Dirty Harry

Hamburger Hill

Heartbreak Ridge

We Were Soldiers


Saving Private Ryan

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