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Benning Boy 07-30-2009 02:58 PM

Manly Ranting Rules Thread Thingy
A number of recent threads have served to stoke an angry fire inside of me.

It's my fault, really. I've apparently been asleep at the wheel, and the world as I know it has changed immensely.

I was unaware, for example, that boys wore toenail polish. I pointed that thread out to the wife, and she was unfazed. Further into the thread, J.D. pointed out that boys are shopping in the girl section for clothes.

I did not know this s**t.

Spittinfire pointed out to me that a real man would go python hunting with a 3 inch Gerber.

I'll go you one better.

I'm ditching every knife I have, and I'm making my own. With a 6" blade. I've decided anything with less is hetero-challenged.

I'm diching my wardrobe, as well. My clothes will come only from the Tractor Supply Company.

Same for the guns. I'm selling off all but the shotgun and the Mosin, and using the proceeds for that Redhawk I've been waffling on. If it's not a .44, I don't see a use.

spittinfire 07-30-2009 03:08 PM

I too was unaware that boys shop for clothing in the girls section. How do those pants have enough room for the twig and berries? Dear God I hope they aren't buying panties.

What are you going to make your knife out of?

Benning Boy 07-30-2009 03:20 PM

I've got some dead bushes, and a burn pile. I've got some firewood, a hammer, and a sidewalk.

I'm going to the farm store, and whatever chunk of metal they have, I'm buying. I am going to hammer and forge a bowie.

I'm going to roll my own cigarettes.

Then it's off to Wally World, where I'm going to hang out in the women's clothes section. If I see a guy looking at jeans, I'm going to make negative sexual orientation comments. If he wants to fight, I'm going to kick him in the head, and give him an arm bar.

CA357 07-30-2009 03:34 PM

Yore shore right, enuff' is enuff! :eek:

Samples.32 07-30-2009 03:40 PM

Worse than that boys wear eye liner and mascara they wear pink tshirts and a majority of them carry a bag that in my opinion looks like a purse, but somehow it isn't. They spend more time getting ready than I do in the morning granted it only takes me about 5 minutes, but it takes them about 30 or so. They go on diets. They enjoy the mall and picking out clothes. There is so much more that would tick you off just visit your local mall :p

Benning Boy 07-30-2009 03:41 PM

It's just effin scary. The wife told me about how many guys at her office have manicures.

I will do my own manicure. With my Bowie Knife.

Apparently, guys paint their toenails to show support for an athletic team.

There's a word for that. It's cheerleader.

In my youth cheerleaders served one ultimate purpose.

jwhirl413 07-30-2009 04:01 PM

every time i see those idiots out in public i just shake my head...if the shtf they will be some of the first to die off...what ever happened to boys will be boys, now it seems boys wanna be girls...

spittinfire 07-30-2009 04:02 PM

Do these people even deserve the title of man?

CA357 07-30-2009 04:29 PM

Girlie man maybe. :rolleyes:

Benning Boy 07-30-2009 04:42 PM


Originally Posted by spittinfire (Post 136971)
Do these people even deserve the title of man?

No, and that's the crux of the matter.

Movies were a good indicator. A manly movie comes out, with a manly character doing manly things, and it's an "Over the top male fantasy."

Bull. Guys, at one time, did this stuff. Now a bunch of little Emo dorks walk around the cineplex, and think all that they see is fantasy. A guy couldn't train with all his heart and become a world champion boxer. A Special Forces guy couldn't go crazy b@lls out and take out people who kidnap his kid. Forage for your own food and build a shelter in the wilderness? Impossible.

Rules for the Man Title were laid out to me, and clearly.

A man has a job. I started part time work as a 13 year old, and I was given a small degree of say so in my house.

A man defends his own. A cop would take half an hour to get to me. I can eliminate a threat and make coffee and sandwiches for the cops arrival in that time.

Talk straight. Alot of people think I'm being funny when I say I don't like them, as if telling somebody such a thing so bluntly just isn't possible.

Where my boys at?

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