Originally Posted by robocop10mm
I once whittled a stick (about the size of a ball point pen) with a little face. I called it "Woody" I kept it in my uniform pocket next to my pen. When I felt especially evil, I would pull it out and pretend to carry on a conversation with "Woody". Woody would tell me whether or not someone needed to go to jail. Scared the bejeasus out of a few people. "OMG, the giant cop talks to a stick!" Most people are genuinely afraid of CRAZY!
That is sick, cruel, and funny as hell.