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03-02-2013, 07:13 PM
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501 days in zero grav. And my God, how dumb can you guys be? Think of the SEX POSITIONS you can pull off for 501 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, what the hell else are you going to DO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Dango seems to be the only one thinking along the same lines I am. *high five*
Where's the sign up sheet? Wait, gotta make a text real quick...
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Sick minds do tend to (SHMELT)...........! High five back at yue..!
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03-02-2013, 08:02 PM
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Can it be just a wife? Or maybe I'll sign both of us up and just before the rocket leaves the pad, I'll exit the craft to use the employees bathroom.
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03-02-2013, 08:33 PM
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Be Here Now
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Sick minds do tend to (SHMELT)...........! High five back at yue..! 
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I was thinkin't it but I was thinking logistics. Can you imagine a happy ending that got loose in zero gravity???? Sorry, I know someone else here had to be thinking it too......
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03-02-2013, 08:42 PM
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I was thinkin't it but I was thinking logistics. Can you imagine a happy ending that got loose in zero gravity???? Sorry, I know someone else here had to be thinking it too......
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Yue sayin yue got a thing for the UPS guy.....?
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03-02-2013, 08:44 PM
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Yue sayin yue got a thing for the UPS guy.....? 
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Ummm....not the comment about leaving the spouse at the launching pad, the other comment above. Not appropriate to explain in the Clubhouse....
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03-02-2013, 10:15 PM
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I'd rather my own son see me die on my feet as a free man, than watch him go, broken, into slavery.
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I was thinkin't it but I was thinking logistics. Can you imagine a happy ending that got loose in zero gravity???? Sorry, I know someone else here had to be thinking it too......
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Lol....
That's why your don't pull it.... Never mind.
Wear a Jimmy. Tie it off.
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03-03-2013, 01:17 AM
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Swaller.....................?
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03-03-2013, 01:28 AM
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Viagra? Maybe two dozen. After a couple of weeks you will hate each other so much the will have to send companion craft with Marriage therapists, attorneys, judges, EMTs and surgeons.
Better to not be married. At least then you will have a chance.
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03-03-2013, 01:30 AM
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do we have to be married to EACH OTHER?
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03-03-2013, 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by robocop10mm
Viagra? Maybe two dozen. After a couple of weeks you will hate each other so much the will have to send companion craft with Marriage therapists, attorneys, judges, EMTs and surgeons.
Better to not be married. At least then you will have a chance.
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Maybe I'm the exception here! My lovely wife and I , side by side , every day , for 26 years , ran our own business together and there really is no one else I'd rather make laugh..!  Every day , every night , except on rare occasion I was doing something too crazy for her..!
Really..!
Now , of these "RARE" occasions ,(Four Times a year), she was there ,watching , eating here Xanax and going over my (LIFE-INSURANCE-POLICY)........!
PS-eth..!: Any body looking for a good pre-slimed , road hard and put away wet , TABLE SAW......?
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