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Old 03-02-2013, 05:49 AM   #1
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Default Man and woman, preferably married, wanted for expedition to Mars

I said no way to this and I would be the first to be pushed out the airlock for my bad habits!

Any takers, call now!

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CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida (Reuters) - A nonprofit foundation wants to recruit a man and a woman - possibly a married couple - for a bare-bones, 501-day journey to Mars and back that would start in less than five years, project organizers said on Wednesday.

The spacecraft will be bare-bones, with about 600 cubic feet (17 cubic meters) of living space available for a two-person crew. Mission planners would like to fly a man and a woman, preferably a married couple who would be compatible during a long period of isolation.

The capsule would be outfitted with a life-support system similar to the one NASA uses on the space station, which recycles air, water, urine and perspiration.



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Old 03-02-2013, 05:52 AM   #2
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I said no way to this and I would be the first to be pushed out the airlock for my bad habits!

Any takers, call now!

http://in.news.yahoo.com/man-woman-preferably-married-wanted-expedition-mars-002302624--sector.html

CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida (Reuters) - A nonprofit foundation wants to recruit a man and a woman - possibly a married couple - for a bare-bones, 501-day journey to Mars and back that would start in less than five years, project organizers said on Wednesday.

The spacecraft will be bare-bones, with about 600 cubic feet (17 cubic meters) of living space available for a two-person crew. Mission planners would like to fly a man and a woman, preferably a married couple who would be compatible during a long period of isolation.

The capsule would be outfitted with a life-support system similar to the one NASA uses on the space station, which recycles air, water, urine and perspiration.
well i love my wife and lots, but even that might be pushing the limits! 501 days! not me. i want to stay married!


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I can think of a couple that should be sent to Mars.

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are we thinking about the same couple? if so, maybe they could get marooned on another planet!
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I may check into this, me and Mooshell will be getting kicked out of the White House about that time.

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Is there any Gun Contol on Mars?

I'm pretty sure I'd have fewer LIBTARD neighbors!

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I can think of a couple that should be sent to Mars.
Wouldn't they just be going home!
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Geez, and I thought BORG cubes were bad with 6000 cu ft per occupant!

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OK all yue "BRAINY-ACKS" , how much "viagra " should I pack.....?
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501 days in zero grav. And my God, how dumb can you guys be? Think of the SEX POSITIONS you can pull off for 501 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, what the hell else are you going to DO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Dango seems to be the only one thinking along the same lines I am. *high five*

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