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Old 04-24-2010, 11:07 AM   #1
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Default Man and wife went golfing

A man entered the emergency room with a 3 iron wrapped around his neck, large bruises all about his head and body along with scrapes and cuts. The Dr. on duty looked at him and said, “My God man what happened?”

The man said, “ I don’t really know, my wife and I were out golfing this morning and on the 6th hole she sliced real bad and her ball went into the cow pasture next to the course, we climbed the fence to look for the ball and we looked and looked and could not find it. We were about to go when I looked up and saw what I thought was her ball, I walked over and looked closely and sure enough her ball was between the ass cheeks of a cow. So I picked up the cows tail and yelled to my wife, Honey I think this looks like yours. And she went wild.”

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Old 04-24-2010, 11:33 AM   #2
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Always a good one! Thanks, opaww.

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Told that one to my wife.

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I think he got what he deserved.

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LOL! Good one. and I thought it was going to be a Tiger Woods joke...


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