A man entered the emergency room with a 3 iron wrapped around his neck, large bruises all about his head and body along with scrapes and cuts. The Dr. on duty looked at him and said, My God man what happened?
The man said, I dont really know, my wife and I were out golfing this morning and on the 6th hole she sliced real bad and her ball went into the cow pasture next to the course, we climbed the fence to look for the ball and we looked and looked and could not find it. We were about to go when I looked up and saw what I thought was her ball, I walked over and looked closely and sure enough her ball was between the ass cheeks of a cow. So I picked up the cows tail and yelled to my wife, Honey I think this looks like yours. And she went wild.
Guns Have Only Two Enemies-Rust and Politicians "The United States Constitution (c) 1791 - All Rights Reserved" If Guns Kill, Do Pencils Mis-spell Words? Pain is Weakness Leaving the Body - USMC "Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum"
__________________ If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen. ― Samuel Adams