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Old 10-10-2009, 04:41 PM   #1
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Sept. 25, 2009

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 07-27-09, 1:43 AM EST.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend, threatening our lives..

You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.

I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.

My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.

Obviously you'll agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, wasn't it?

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done . Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go’s, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb .. after I broke t he windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that?

Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.

Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.

Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours, Alex


P.S. Remember this motto. An armed society makes for a more civil society!


thought this was funny



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Old 10-10-2009, 04:56 PM   #2
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I'm all for concealed carry but I've got to say that the guy who wrote that is a dumbass...



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I'm all for concealed carry but I've got to say that the guy who wrote that is a dumbass...
why is that? i thought it was pretty cool
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That was on craigslist 6 months ago or so. It's kinda funny but a very irresponsible way to respond to being mugged.

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I like it every time i see it.

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That was on craigslist 6 months ago or so. It's kinda funny but a very irresponsible way to respond to being mugged.
We have a winner!
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its just a funny reply dude, its cool, breathe and everything will be OK
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First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.

My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.

Obviously you'll agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, wasn't it?
In other words, the mugger brought a knife to a gun fight. It's satirically funny so thanks for the "giggles" it brought. Not to mention that, luckily, I wasn't taking a sip of coffee when I read the above quoted part.
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I especially liked the part where he vandalized some uninvolved third party's vehicle and threatened the president, it's hilarious when somebody wastes expensive law enforcement resources during a recession.

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What is better than the story?


Watching all of you get up set of a complete made the hell up story.

HUM if you call The FBI and threaten the POTUS on a cell they don't trace the number they triangulate your signal. So they would know right where the good guy was.


http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/mugger.asp



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