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Old 07-14-2011, 07:39 PM   #11
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LOL! A true patriot right there.

It makes me wonder, how stinky can a person be in public before it becomes illegal? IOW, could a person soak down in skunk scent and take a few trips through a terminal security line?

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Allbright, a 14-year veteran of airport security, announced his retirement shortly after Kelvin boarded the plane. “I’m going home to take a shower and make love to my wife,” said Allbright as he got into his car. “This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”[/QUOTE]


What? Did Allbright steal some viagra? Or maybe 'ol Kelvin did something for Allbright.
Wonder what the wife thought when she heard the old man moaning "Kelvin, Kelvin"?

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