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Bigcountry02 07-13-2011 11:54 PM

Man Takes 2 - Viagra Pills, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down
 
I read the article was almost spilled coffee all over the keyboard and desk. This is a way to de-moralized the TSA. :eek: :D

Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down | The Washington Fancy

Even though TSA officials allowed Kelvin to initially pass through security without the controversial pat down, the passenger on more than one occasion got back in line until he felt that he had been thoroughly inspected. Kelvin finally got the invasive pat down by 38-year-old officer Duncan Allbright after 80 minutes and four trips through security.

“Even after we let him pass through he kept walking out of the terminal and getting back in line,” said Watershed. “Finally, Duncan had to bite the bullet for everyone and do a thorough screening of him in a private [security] room.”

Allbright, a 14-year veteran of airport security, announced his retirement shortly after Kelvin boarded the plane. “I’m going home to take a shower and make love to my wife,” said Allbright as he got into his car. “This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”

dunerunner 07-14-2011 12:38 AM

Laughed at the title of the thread before reading it, then laughed again!!

Gotta wonder about just how weird people can get though!! :eek:

doctherock 07-14-2011 02:10 AM

I have a buddy that just went to Hawaii and he said for the next TSA encounter he will wear a vibrating trojan ring.

LONGHAIR 07-14-2011 03:14 AM

That will teach-em.......

canebrake 07-14-2011 03:21 AM

Hey, a cheap thrill is better than no thrill! :eek:

JonM 07-14-2011 03:25 AM

If your gonna get raped in the @ss by the airlines the.least the tsa can do is give ya a reach around....

Prolly bout time they offered that service anyway

winds-of-change 07-14-2011 04:18 AM

Oh, mygod! Too funny. I hope he closed his eyes and moaned through the whole pat down. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smile...mileys-716.gif

Cory2 07-14-2011 04:23 AM

Thats hilarious, Everyone should start doing that. It should be a regular occurence to have to touch someones penis every time they pat someone down. Who cares what the TSA policies are if they don't have any employees?

willshoum 07-14-2011 04:29 AM

Say What......
 
His last name wasn't Boener by any chance........:eek::D

Glasshartt 07-14-2011 05:36 PM

That wasn't Opaww was it??


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