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Old 07-31-2009, 06:57 PM   #41
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45 - It's a caliber! Know of it, admire it and RESPECT it!

46 -Own and wear a god damn belt!

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inspired by a similar thread.

The bill of your hat should be curved, not flat. And those knit hats with the bill = gay!

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48. Know how to tie a tie.

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49. Be able to hold a job, even if it sucks.

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50. Know what a gaff is and how to use one.

51. DO NOT be the self-rightious speed limit police. If you want to go the speed limit that's fine, the right lane is for you. I like to use the little skinny pedal on the right, so move over. "Temp me at your peril" - (salute to Ineff) or you'll be on the receiving end of a pitting manuver and in the ditch facing the wrong way. Which is what brush guards are REALLY for.
(technically this should probably go in the "what grinds your gears" thread, but it is a few days dead, so lets move on.)

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52. Honor thy commitments. If you marry a woman, don't mess around. If you tell a woman, "I Love You", you had better mean it. Those words are not meant to use just to get some.

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53. Spend time with your kids doing things they like to do.

54. Same goes for your wife.

55. Get a dog, they're called 'man's best friend for a reason', cats aren't called anything for a reason.

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56. Go to work even if the stitches are brand new. It'll quit bleeding soon.
57. Change your own oil.
58. Strive to be the person that your dog believes you to be.
59. Learn how to light a fart, and then do it in public.
60. Have the confidence to not come across as an absolute dick to everyone you meet. Humility and a sense of humor go much farther than establishing one's self as an overbearing *******, regardless of your accomplishments.
61. Did I mention learning how to light a fart?

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62. Oh, and just one more. Never, EVER, attend a party and confess to anyone that you got weepy at the end of "Wicked". Don't even let me know that you paid $120.00 to go to a damned play, let alone cried. True story, and I won't let Mrs. Noids drag me to such a gathering again.

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woops, didnt look above, sorry its been a long day...
63. if someone does you a favor, lends you money, or gives something to you, reciprocate.

64. when you are lent something, return it in excellent condition

65. dont be one of those idiots who pays for a class and then goes there to annoy the instructors and everyone else.

66. do not ever joke with a gun.

67. if someone does not know how to shoot and you take them, dont act like an all knowing dolt. be simple and respectful. just because they arent shooters (yet) doesnt mean they are slow.

68. dont give in to liberals when they ask you why you shoot/hunt/own weapons. just tell em. what the h311 they did ask a question, they deserve an answer.

69. take your own fish off your hook.

70. dont act like something your not. im not a gunsmith, professional athlete, or an expert survivalist.

71. BE HONEST

72. admit when your wrong (exceptions can be made with directions)

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