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Old 07-31-2009, 06:44 PM   #31
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Drive a stick, back a trailer, wearing boots, and all of it is filthy. I mean nasty filthy. Clean Jeeps, Hummers, Timberlands drive me nuts. If it's never seen it's intended environment, you're a f****** poser.
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35 - Learn to swim, at distance, without needing help.

36 - Be able to lift your own body mass onto an object or out of the water and onto the dock without looking like a whale.
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37. Learn to tie a square knot, truckers hitch, and by all means a blood, nail and improved clinch knots for fishing!
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38. Have traits such as assertiveness, confidence, energy, incisiveness, determination, strength of mind and body, stamina, nobility, self sacrifice, leadership and be proud of them!
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Fart proudly! If it sounds like an Alpen horn, your friends will admire you, and lesser men will envy!
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40. Stay bigger around in the chest than you are in the mid-section. Staying away from fast food and off the couch will help.
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Be a man and take care of your kids. You make 'em, you feed 'em.
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42. Learn to shoot pool, play fooseball and throw darts.
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43. Support the troops even if you don't support the war.
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44. drink coffee, and drink it black. There is no iced decaff soy anything. And hot tea is for little grannies and british nancies.
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