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Old 07-31-2009, 03:11 PM   #21
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21. Stop sexting, stop making porn and posting it online, real men treat their girl with respect.

21a. If anyone is caught "peeping" at your wife, daughter, sister, mom, etc...it is lawful for you to kill them or inflict great amounts of pain. The decision is left to the man.

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22. If you are in the car, NEVER let your lady pump her own gas

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Do not own a turtleneck.

Never use the words "I don't know, what do YOU want to do?"

Have a vocabulary that contains at least 5 four syllable words.

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24. Never talk to another man while standing at the urinal, be it seperate or the trough.

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25 never carry a purse, you can call it a man purse all you want, any male that carries it is not a man, a wallet fits in your pocket, if you've got that much sh!t to carry get a back pack.

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26. Learn to bait a hook and catch fish.

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27. Learn to clean said fish as well as other aniamals.

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28. If your buddy says or does something sissy you have the utter right to beath the living sh(t out of them till they realize what they did wrong.

29. Kill the geico money.

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30. Learn to back a vehicle using the mirrors.

31. Learn to drive a stick.

32. Learn to back a trailer (using the mirrors, while driving a stick)

All of which my dad taught me.

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33 - Own a pair of boots that you actually get dirty.

34 - Don't be afraid to get dirty

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