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Old 07-31-2009, 03:24 AM   #1
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Ok, we've all heard, "Don't friut the beer." I belive the 'Man Laws' go way beyond personal taste in beer or any other beverage. Your, task as men and women is to come up with the actual bylaws that make the man. (these are the same rules that help boys become men)

1. Don't paint your toenails.

Post your 'Man Law' and it shall be so. Let's see if we can get 100 laws to abide by. Number them so we know when we get there. What say you, lest you not be manly...

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Old 07-31-2009, 03:42 AM   #2
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Ok, I'll take a stab at this.

2) Don't wear jeans that are so tight you can't put your keys in your pocket.

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3). Boys... quite busting a sag and pull your damn pants up! Nobody wants to see your underwear or ass.

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4. Don't pierce your face! It gives real men the urge to rip them out ,stupid.

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5. Shake hands like a man, not like a dead fish or limp wrist.

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6. You do not hit women. This makes you a b***h.

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7. Respect your elders.

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8. Think things out before you decide a course of action and be responsible for your decisions and your actions.

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9. Do not cross your legs like a woman. If you have balls, sit like you do.

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10. Keep your word.

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