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skullcrusher 07-31-2009 04:24 AM

The man law thread.
Ok, we've all heard, "Don't friut the beer." I belive the 'Man Laws' go way beyond personal taste in beer or any other beverage. Your, task as men and women is to come up with the actual bylaws that make the man. (these are the same rules that help boys become men)

1. Don't paint your toenails.

Post your 'Man Law' and it shall be so. Let's see if we can get 100 laws to abide by. Number them so we know when we get there. What say you, lest you not be manly...

Caliche 07-31-2009 04:42 AM

Ok, I'll take a stab at this.

2) Don't wear jeans that are so tight you can't put your keys in your pocket.

IGETEVEN 07-31-2009 04:46 AM

3). Boys... quite busting a sag and pull your damn pants up! Nobody wants to see your underwear or ass.

Gojubrian 07-31-2009 04:49 AM

4. Don't pierce your face! It gives real men the urge to rip them out ,stupid.

skullcrusher 07-31-2009 04:54 AM

5. Shake hands like a man, not like a dead fish or limp wrist.

Benning Boy 07-31-2009 05:11 AM

6. You do not hit women. This makes you a b***h.

skullcrusher 07-31-2009 05:17 AM

7. Respect your elders.

dunerunner 07-31-2009 05:20 AM

8. Think things out before you decide a course of action and be responsible for your decisions and your actions.

gregs887 07-31-2009 05:59 AM

9. Do not cross your legs like a woman. If you have balls, sit like you do.

CA357 07-31-2009 06:05 AM

10. Keep your word.

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