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Old 09-24-2010, 02:42 PM   #1
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In the vein of the upcoming food war.....

You are hired by Kellog to create a cereal marketed for men.

You will also need to include a prize in the cereal, like they did back in the day.

So a name, ingredients, and prize that fits in the box.

GO!!!

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Old 09-24-2010, 02:48 PM   #2
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Meat!, meat, more meat.

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Oh hell I would just take a good cereal like honey bunched of oats and name it Bullets and Powder.

The prize would be either a rare cartridge or a nakkid picture of a very hot lady with guns.

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I like the taste of Honeycombs cereal but I think it could use an image makeover. I would use the Honeycomb recipe and reshape them into boobs. Then I would rename the cereal Food of the Gods and the prize would be x-ray glasses.

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I like what I'm hearing.

Booby Puffs, the cereal that puffs up when you add milk. Now with real bacon!

Each comes with a real Kel-Tec PA3T part! Collect them all to make your own, and trade with friends!

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Porn Czechs...each tasty bite is shaped like an Eastern European beauty, although the pork and beer taste is a little unusual...

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I like what I'm hearing.

Booby Puffs, the cereal that puffs up when you add milk. Now with real bacon!

Each comes with a real Kel-Tec PA3T part! Collect them all to make your own, and trade with friends!
even betterer!
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I want a cereal that goes with my coffee. Like a cinnamon doughnut.

But I also at my age need for some good regularity. High fiber.

So it tastes and looks like mini cinnamon crunch donuts but leaves quickly

The name. Colon Blo

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Cinna****s

They look similar to cheerios, but the top and bottom are stretched out.
The catch phrase would be, "Mmmmmm, gimme some of that salty goodness" and the toy would be anything that fits through the hole in the center of the cereal! A surprise every time!

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GUYS!! Please pay attention where you are posting. This is in the OPEN FORUM.

Humor and language that might be seen as normal in The Bunker is NOT for the open forum.

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