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Old 07-22-2013, 05:55 AM   #81
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Good read if you have time.


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Good read if you have time.


http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
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I wonder how his double trauma plates are treating him? At least he carries ceramic plates in his briefcase to shield his coworker while she provides covering fire

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Yeah, they don't make em like ol' Geko45 anymore. He's more of a great American hero then GI Joe...
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Yeah, they don't make em like ol' Geko45 anymore. He's more of a great American hero then GI Joe...
Was this guy that bad?? He was before my time on here. I've heard his name time to time on here.
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Wonderful! When not on my ipad, i shall ruin my sarcasm by painting it an identitory green.

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Was this guy that bad?? He was before my time on here. I've heard his name time to time on here.
You owe it to yourself to read his posts ...... they are amazing
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Was this guy that bad?? He was before my time on here. I've heard his name time to time on here.
Bad? Not really bad, more ridiculous than bad.

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

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I'm still in awe each time I read Gecko45. I admire his attempt to man up to the most dangerous job of Mall Security. Not everyone takes their job so seriously. Just think if the cashier at the local 7-11 had such an RTF.

The only ninja that betters Gecko is the pudgy one oozing around all his battle gear.
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Good read if you have time.

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
Oh. My. Lawd. I just read the whole thing. Hilarious. When I got to: "We use modified electric vehicles and can be anywhere on a given floor within eight and a half minutes," I immediately thought of Paul Blartt. But these Geck45 and SPECOPS (probably the same person) are waaaaay too bad a*s for Paul Blartt.

I can't stop smiling. That's too good. Wow.
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