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Old 07-24-2013, 02:33 AM   #131
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Not a kid. I'm telling you, I've actually seen him!

(This is starting to sound like a big foot claim!)

He had an account on YouTube, user name Gecko45. He talked just like he posted. The video I saw, he even had trauma plates duct taped to his back! He had a briefcase with several handguns in it!

He was middle agedish, somewhere between 40 and 50, and so big that when he was shooting from the kneeling position, his gut almost reached his knee cap extended in from of him!

Do I KNOW it was him? Could've been an impersonator, but I don't think so. He had it nailed entirely too well.

The video opened on him in an open field. He declares to the camera, "this is how I train!"

He begins walking through the field (waddling?) With his briefcase, vest, and trauma plates.

The cameraman yells, "contact right!", and he takes a knee, turning to the LEFT. He pulls a gun from somewhere, and dumps the magazine down the pipe. Pulls another and does the same. Gets one from his ankle and does the same. Then he opened the case, and proceeded to empty 3 more guns in the same manner.

He never changed position. Then he began fumbling with reloads. He takes a moment to huff and puff, looks into the camera, ands restated, "this is how I train!" And began giving a veeeerrrryyyyy slow paced instructional on reloading with "clips", replete with heavy mouth breathing.

Then he and his cameraman go check out "the hostile". It's a simple cardboard cutout, with a black silhouette. There are numerous holes in the board, but only a handful in the black, none in a vital area. His cameraman commends him on his expert shooting, and he replies with a thank you.

The end.

It truly was amazing for all the wrong reasons.

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Old 07-24-2013, 02:37 AM   #132
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Not a kid. I'm telling you, I've actually seen him!

(This is starting to sound like a big foot claim!)

He had an account on YouTube, user name Gecko45. He talked just like he posted. The video I saw, he even had trauma plates duct taped to his back! He had a briefcase with several handguns in it!

He was middle agedish, somewhere between 40 and 50, and so big that when he was shooting from the kneeling position, his gut almost reached his knee cap extended in from of him!

Do I KNOW it was him? Could've been an impersonator, but I don't think so. He had it nailed entirely too well.

The video opened on him in an open field. He declares to the camera, "this is how I train!"

He begins walking through the field (waddling?) With his briefcase, vest, and trauma plates.

The cameraman yells, "contact right!", and he takes a knee, turning to the LEFT. He pulls a gun from somewhere, and dumps the magazine down the pipe. Pulls another and does the same. Gets one from his ankle and does the same. Then he opened the case, and proceeded to empty 3 more guns in the same manner.

He never changed position. Then he began fumbling with reloads. He takes a moment to huff and puff, looks into the camera, ands restated, "this is how I train!" And began giving a veeeerrrryyyyy slow paced instructional on reloading with "clips", replete with heavy mouth breathing.

Then he and his cameraman go check out "the hostile". It's a simple cardboard cutout, with a black silhouette. There are numerous holes in the board, but only a handful in the black, none in a vital area. His cameraman commends him on his expert shooting, and he replies with a thank you.

The end.

It truly was amazing for all the wrong reasons.
i never saw the video, but from reading some of his stories, that sounds pretty believable. from his stories, i got the impression he was much younger than that.
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If you were a 50 year old mall ninja, would you tell people?

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If you were a 50 year old mall ninja, would you tell people?
dammit OneSpot! you just caused me to spew Mtn. Dew all over my monitor!

Hell No! that would be way too embarrassing!
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Not a kid. I'm telling you, I've actually seen him!

(This is starting to sound like a big foot claim!)

He had an account on YouTube, user name Gecko45. He talked just like he posted. The video I saw, he even had trauma plates duct taped to his back! He had a briefcase with several handguns in it!

He was middle agedish, somewhere between 40 and 50, and so big that when he was shooting from the kneeling position, his gut almost reached his knee cap extended in from of him!

Do I KNOW it was him? Could've been an impersonator, but I don't think so. He had it nailed entirely too well.

The video opened on him in an open field. He declares to the camera, "this is how I train!"

He begins walking through the field (waddling?) With his briefcase, vest, and trauma plates.

The cameraman yells, "contact right!", and he takes a knee, turning to the LEFT. He pulls a gun from somewhere, and dumps the magazine down the pipe. Pulls another and does the same. Gets one from his ankle and does the same. Then he opened the case, and proceeded to empty 3 more guns in the same manner.

He never changed position. Then he began fumbling with reloads. He takes a moment to huff and puff, looks into the camera, ands restated, "this is how I train!" And began giving a veeeerrrryyyyy slow paced instructional on reloading with "clips", replete with heavy mouth breathing.

Then he and his cameraman go check out "the hostile". It's a simple cardboard cutout, with a black silhouette. There are numerous holes in the board, but only a handful in the black, none in a vital area. His cameraman commends him on his expert shooting, and he replies with a thank you.

The end.

It truly was amazing for all the wrong reasons.
Sounds like an "epic Fail" to me...
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Sounds like an "epic Fail" to me...
most mall ninjas are the epic fail!
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Speaking of mall ninja, I stumbled across this today. The guy said he's seen people at the range doing this. These people kill me.
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are you kidding me? seriously? that's just, well stupid!
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Found him!!!!!



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His AK

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