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Old 08-19-2013, 10:08 PM   #31
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Anybody want to take on chapter four?
i am no where near talented enough to write like that!


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Old 08-20-2013, 05:10 AM   #32
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Anybody want to take on chapter four?
Nope. Waiting patiently for the next installment.


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Old 08-20-2013, 09:09 AM   #33
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Will somebody link the thread please. My weapons trainer is hickock45, the one from about 10 years ago.

If it wasn't for him I wouldn't be carrying matching S&W 500s and duct taping body armor plates to my chest. He taught me to drive TEC-Vs(tactical electric command/control type vehicle). Most of you regular folks not in the upper levels of retail security response and threat assessment would call them golf carts.

I even have the first briefcase he gave me that was up armored so I could hold it up and stop .30 caliber rounds while he returned fire with his SW submachine gun. Those of you not familiar with it, it's a major improvement over the not so good H&K MP-5. Even though it was 9mm, he hand loaded special rounds using solid fuel from elementary model rockets so that the rounds could travel 800-1000 yards and still completely remove a wild boars guts.

Someone PLEASE link to this thread. My weapons trainer and mentor/life coach is finally back in my life after a 6 year mission with the 4th Battalion, 75th Ranger Regiment. It was so secret not even the Army has heard about the 4th Batt. He wants me to tell whoever links the thread thanks and never forget the Ranger credo:"Rangers Read The Way".

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Old 08-20-2013, 10:45 AM   #34
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never forget the Ranger credo:"Rangers Read The Way".
Mall Ninja credo: "Never Leave Your Partner's Behind"
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SO our new Tec-V showed up at location 6 and we had to equip it with all our tactical gear , which included 2 of the new MP5.56 task force multipliers mounted under the seat of the Tec-V . We also had to install the over head rifle racks for the .338 Lapua rifles that we carry on board for those tactical situations . On the back roof uprights we also had to install 2 of the biometric gun locks for the Remington 870 HD shotguns along with 4 of the 10 rd shotgun ammo holders . You can never have enough ammo you know so we put 2 more .50 BMG cans on the side fenders to keep the rest of the ammo in . . Once we had all the lights put on and the cut the hole in the roof for the turret we were ready to rock in case those tactical situations came up quickly we could be there within seconds.
As we made our final rounds around the mall near closing time we noticed ...................................
Some one else quote this and keep it going , We have done this before . This will be fun

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What does it mean when one says 'they have s*** for brains'?



And I think I now know why MisterMcCool got bumped off!

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The original and future episodes could be available again. PM me for details -BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Old 08-21-2013, 12:44 AM   #38
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What does it mean when one says 'they have s*** for brains'?

And I think I now know why MisterMcCool got bumped off!
Whoa?! If I read correctly, it was Axxe who said that. : points at Axxe while looking at the floor :
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Ahhh, my Bad. So now I know your jagged scar was caused by a 'blunt' axxe!

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Ahhh, my Bad. So now I know your jagged scar was caused by a 'blunt' axxe!
I SEE what you did there!


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