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Old 07-31-2008, 05:32 AM   #1
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I heard of this term a few months ago in the Book of the AR-15 Vol#2...

I just did a google search and found this...

Mall Ninja

My eyes teared up; it was so funny.

I also found these pics.





I certainly think I have a borderline "Ninja'd" AR... Nothing like having a 3lb rifle w/ 50lbs of gear on it.

Anyway; please post any stories/pics you can find/have.

Let's have some fun with this thread...

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Old 07-31-2008, 05:42 AM   #2
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Take the "Mall Ninja" test...

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OMG this guy is serious...



He has more vids here EliteTeamFighting

These next two are the best; so funny. Parody of the two vids above.



Maybe I'm just lame or easily amused. But, I swear I could not stop laughing. Enjoy.
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I've been amused for the last few hours on "The Mall Ninja" link. In fact, I've laughed myself into a migraine headache.

Sadly, I was at first thinking this might be a legitimate source of info.. then I had to call BS with the mention of the PSG1... doesn't that run over 10k?

For teh lolz... please, if I ever become as... ignorant? foolish? like that guy, whatever the adjective, please, someone put me out of my mercy if I'm ever "that guy". Duct-tape my corpse to a 'Busa or ZX14, twist the throttle, and send me out in a fiery crash. It'd be better than living a delusion.

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HHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Crap!

That is the best laugh I've had in a long time!

Here is something else.

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That stuff is funny.............

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I heard of this term a few months ago in the Book of the AR-15 Vol#2...

I just did a google search and found this...

Mall Ninja

My eyes teared up; it was so funny.

I also found these pics.





I certainly think I have a borderline "Ninja'd" AR... Nothing like having a 3lb rifle w/ 50lbs of gear on it.

Anyway; please post any stories/pics you can find/have.

Let's have some fun with this thread...
HOLY SHE-ITE!!! I can't access any of the pictures on this locked down Nazi network I have going here in the Slave Pit, but this thread is getting e-mailed specifically home so I can view it first friggin thing when I walk through the door. That write up about the gear and tactics at the "Largest Indoor Sporting Mall" in America is F'ing CLASSIC. I was, literally, laughing out loud to the point a fellow from a couple of cubes over came by to see what all the comotion was...

Excellent Find!! +1

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If this is not some "goof" than it is very frightening. To think that people like this are actually walking around in public gives pause and reason to be well armed. Additionally after reading that post in it's entirety, there is definately a disturbing propensity towards sexual deviancy lying just beneath the surface of those morons. It's too bad there isn't a way to trace their location and have them fired for mental instability if in fact they are employed in the Security field. I will be viewing Mall rent-a-cops in a different light from now on...

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I just read through the whole mall-ninja discussion on that forum (thanks for the link by the way.hi-larious) but there is a member here on the firearmstalk forum whose name is specops. I don't know if it is the same guy, and he hasn't ever posted anything, but it should be interesting to see if he ever does post something.

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You know, you're right! And I have seen Gecko45 before also but I'm not sure on which forum...
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