[TWMIM]

I will post a scenario.

You will provide an incresingly worse outcome for the five following posts.

At the end of 5, if you participated, you are game for the next scenario.

[TWMIM]

Dillinger heeled his horse on, and thought about the future.

He had food, a rifle, and Nova, her hands clasped around his waist, as they meandered down the beach.

Then he saw the Statue of Liberty, half buried in the sand. He dismounted, and beat his fist in the sand.

"WHYYYYY?!?!"

His anger alerted a group of mounted apes, the talking kind. They drew a bead on him, and.....

[Dillinger]

The first incoming round struck the horse in the neck, blood turning to mist as the high powered projectile punched clean through.

Nova was thrown in the impact and landed roughly on her side, a sickening sound coming from her shoulder that could only be replicated like pulling a boot out of mud. It was dislocated for sure, if she was lucky. rounds kicked up sand around her like firecrackers had been preset by a film crew.

His head snapped around and gauged the distance, just under 150 yards and closing fast. He had to create some room, had start an E&E plan, but they were gaining on his location from an elevated position and he had nothing but beach and sand in a 270 degree arc....

[TWMIM]

So he grabbed Nova, and headed for a cave in the cliff face. But not before an errant gorilla bullet takes his man bits off.

He reaches the cave, but Nova has no interest in him now. She scours an archaeological dig that the orangutans had started, and finds a Justin Bieber CD.

Just when J.D. thinks it can't get any worse...

[fireguy]

Another timetraveling forum member shows up and helps JD staunch the bleeding by showing how to use the Bieber cd liner sleeve pic as an expedient bandage. "Just man up already and hold it there you whiner!" cried Tango as he rethought his self banishment.