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Old 08-27-2010, 05:34 AM   #1
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After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky

was looking at herself, nude in a mirror. Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight, was depressing her... In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.

'Lord... If you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,' she prayed.

And just like that.. her ears fell off.

BEWARE!!! The toes you step on today may be connected to the ass you kiss tomorrow.

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Old 08-27-2010, 05:51 AM   #2
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Now.......That's funny right there, I don't care who you are!!
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LOL!!! Monica Lewinsky jokes never get old!
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