The Lord Giveth...
I saw this on a friend's facebook page and just had to share it with everyone here. Enjoy.
Dear Lord, in the past year you have taken away my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze, my favorite actress, Brittney Murphey, my favorite musician, Michael Jackson, my favorite salesman, Billie Mays, and my favorite athlete, Chris Henry. I just wanted to let you know..... my favorite president is........... Barack Obama!
"When in doubt [use] C4." -Jamie Hyneman (Mythbusters)