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opaww 08-26-2010 02:16 AM

Looking For Work
 
A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut-off a man's testicles, we put them into another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments: "Thatīs nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out from a person, we put it into another person's head and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says: “That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart out from a person, we put it into another person's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The US doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing colleagues, you are way behind us. In the USA, about a year ago, we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart, and no balls and we made him President and now the whole country is looking for work!"

pandamonium 08-26-2010 07:06 AM

Priceless!!

spittinfire 08-26-2010 10:41 AM

Funny but true.


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