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Old 09-30-2009, 09:10 PM   #1
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Little Girl On A Plane

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
"Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you
like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about
nuclear power?" and he smiles.

OK, "she said......"That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat the same stuff......grass.....Yet a
deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I really have
no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know
sh!t?"

Jack


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Out of the mouths of babes.



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Thanks Jack...had a good laugh!!

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Good one, and thanks for the laugh, Jack!

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A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas to Chicago.

The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said,

"If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the stewardess.

So the boy asked the stewardess,

"If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy said that she had.

She then said,

"Tell your mother that's because Southwest always pulls out on time."



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