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Old 05-01-2010, 11:36 PM   #1
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A little girl goes to the barbershop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake.

The barber says to her, "Sweet- heart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."

She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."

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Old 05-02-2010, 05:00 AM   #2
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I lol'd. Thanks opaww.

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That was funny Opaww!

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Funny! opaww.........!!

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good stuff right there.

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Where do you find these? Thanks for the laugh.

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I don't know sometimes I run accross them and some times it just comes to me. This one was from a friend, and I thought you all would get a good laugh out of it

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Little girl is Taking a trip to her grandmothers, Flying without Parents. Sitting next to her is a State Senator, Democrat. So the Sen. starts talking to the eight year old. When she talks the Sen. is impressed at her answers. So he asks the Little Girl Questions about the way the new President is running the country. To which the Little Girl Replies I Don't Disscuss Politics And Religion With Out a Lawyer Present. Then The Little Girl ask the Democratic Sen. Why Does three animals all eat the same Food, Yet thier crap is different. The Rabbit small round pellets, The horse Large Round Bisquits, and the Cow Flat Pattys. The Sen Thought For a while then said I Really don't Know. To which the little Girl Replied, You want to talk about the Gov. And The President! How can We Talk About That, When you don't Know Sh$t!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Well, I guess that explains the big hole in Daddy's haircut- from the barber having a little boo-boo with the clippers!

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