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opaww 05-01-2010 11:36 PM

Little girl in the barbershop
 
A little girl goes to the barbershop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake.

The barber says to her, "Sweet- heart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."

She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."

CA357 05-02-2010 05:00 AM

I lol'd. Thanks opaww. :D

IGETEVEN 05-02-2010 05:05 AM

That was funny Opaww! :D

Jack

dunerunner 05-02-2010 05:15 AM

Funny! opaww.........!!

doctherock 05-02-2010 06:06 AM

good stuff right there.

spittinfire 05-02-2010 11:10 AM

Where do you find these? Thanks for the laugh.

opaww 05-02-2010 12:06 PM

I don't know sometimes I run accross them and some times it just comes to me. This one was from a friend, and I thought you all would get a good laugh out of it

Shihan 05-02-2010 02:25 PM

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willshoum 05-02-2010 03:08 PM

Little girl on An Airplane
 
Little girl is Taking a trip to her grandmothers, Flying without Parents. Sitting next to her is a State Senator, Democrat. So the Sen. starts talking to the eight year old. When she talks the Sen. is impressed at her answers. So he asks the Little Girl Questions about the way the new President is running the country. To which the Little Girl Replies I Don't Disscuss Politics And Religion With Out a Lawyer Present. Then The Little Girl ask the Democratic Sen. Why Does three animals all eat the same Food, Yet thier crap is different. The Rabbit small round pellets, The horse Large Round Bisquits, and the Cow Flat Pattys. The Sen Thought For a while then said I Really don't Know. To which the little Girl Replied, You want to talk about the Gov. And The President! How can We Talk About That, When you don't Know Sh$t!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D

c3shooter 05-02-2010 08:26 PM

Well, I guess that explains the big hole in Daddy's haircut- from the barber having a little boo-boo with the clippers! :D


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