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Old 09-01-2010, 11:54 AM   #1
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Little Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school..

"What is your name?" asked the teacher.

"Mohammad" answered the kid.

"You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," replied the teacher.

In the evening, Mohammad returned home.

"How was your day, Mohammad?" asked his mother.

"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in America and now my name is Johnny."

"AH, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" and she beat him. Then she called his father and he too beat him.

The next day Mohammad returned to school. When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked, "What happened to you little Johnny?"

"Well ma'am, 20 hours after becoming an American, I was attacked by two friggin' Arabs."

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Old 09-01-2010, 02:49 PM   #2
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got this in a email the other day. still made me laught the second time i read it!

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This goes out in email!! Thanks opaww!!
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Yeah baby!
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LOL! That reminds me of the Business Law instructor at U.S.M. who had a class with a few too many people who had challenging to pronounce names of a middle-eastern nature. On the first day when calling roll and after struggling through the first two guys' names, he told the next guy he was just going to call him Mohammed for the semester. This teacher was not a funny guy.

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