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04-10-2010, 01:24 AM
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A letter to Jesse James
Jesse
You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?
How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world!
She has a body to die for and her current wealth is overshadowed only by Oprah.
Your wife recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named "America's Sweetheart."
You also should remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world while you were porkin away.
You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated *ssh*le cheater on the planet!
How can you live with yourself?
I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of shi* that you are.
Thanks for taking the heat off of me.
~Tiger
P.S. Let’s do lunch after the Masters.
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04-10-2010, 02:04 AM
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Now that is some funny $hit
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Thomas Jefferson
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From the great speaker...er uh Barak Obongo
"Liberals make great proctologists. They're the only ones who truly know what the inside of an anus looks like."~me
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04-10-2010, 01:11 PM
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Not tryin to jack Tango's phrase here, but Jesse is an effing douche 
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04-10-2010, 07:42 PM
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Most excellent, Jo.
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04-12-2010, 01:13 PM
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Is it Friday yet?
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Jo, thanks for a good Monday morning laugh.
This Friday night you and I will toast to the epic stupidity of Mr. James.
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