I was kidnapped by some alien guy calling himself the Doctor. He took me away in a blue box he called a Tardis, but which was actually a spaceship also capable of time travel. I managed to get away from him, someplace in Germany, back in the 1300s. In a castle there I met some friendly monks but we were attacked. I showed the monks how to make gunpowder and cannon and we defeated the attackers. Shortly afterwards I was recaptured by Doctor who this time took me to someplace near India about 5,000 years ago. Again I escaped. I saw commercial opportunity in helping local merchants. I invented a form of writing they could use called sanskript and showed them how to make somewhat durable clay tablets. I was known locally to them as Gilgamesh and I had many adventures before the Doctor encountered me again and recaptured me. When we were passing through this year I gained control of the alien's spaceship using a tool he called a sonic screwdriver. Dropping back a few hundred years I marooned him on an island in the Java Sea called Krakatoa, then came back to this time and turned the Tardis thing over to the USAF for study (keeping a few trinkets for myself) at Area 51 where it is stored in Hanger 13. I would like a job because my patent attorney tells me that securing patents on some of the wondrous trinkets I salvaged from the alien's Tardis so the devices could be marketed will be expensive, so I need to raise some cash. I also need some money so I can go back to Asia and recover some gold and rare gems I buried there as Gilgamesh. I know the coordinates and what the caches are probably worth, so if you could just spot me 12 million I will sell you the information.
Last edited by superc; 09-09-2012 at 02:18 AM.