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12-01-2008, 04:17 AM
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Lethal food product trend
With the recent turkey clubbing, and now the giant candy cane attack, I got to thinking:
You are at a mall where some nut is on a rampage. Drawing your weapon will upset the sheeple. You happen to be in a candy store. What confection will you select to end the madness?
Personally, I think Pixie sticks are made for combat. Tear both ends off the paper straw, and blow the powdered candy into his eyes.
Follow up with a strike from a bulk bag of Atomic Fireballs, and you are a hero.
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12-01-2008, 02:03 PM
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Rampaging madmen in a mall is the reason I always keep a large size bag of Peeps on me. Throw those babies on the floor and you'll so enrage the shooter that he'll focus on stomping the little yella chicks. 'Cause everyone hates Peeps.... 
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12-01-2008, 02:05 PM
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Peeps do suck. In my childhood Easter basket, when the whole thing was empty, the Peeps remained.
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12-01-2008, 03:31 PM
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I would suggest blinding the perp with hot sauce from the food court Taco Bell. If you squeeze those little packs just right, you can get some velocity going.
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12-01-2008, 03:34 PM
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1. - I used to love peeps.
2. - I would draw my weapon anyways, I don't care about the sheeple.... 
3. - If I had too, I think an attack with a sock full of gumballs, swung with velocity would make an effective weapon...
JD
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12-01-2008, 03:34 PM
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Alternately, you could eat the Taco Bell and gas the perp.
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12-01-2008, 03:39 PM
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Always good to have a fallback plan. 
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12-01-2008, 03:40 PM
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Mr. D, while I generally agree with you, Peeps aren't even real food. I believe unsold ones are refabricated into Hi Points.
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12-01-2008, 03:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Benning Boy
Mr. D, while I generally agree with you, Peeps aren't even real food. I believe unsold ones are refabricated into Hi Points.
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LOL - Now that's funny....
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12-01-2008, 04:18 PM
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Dillnger, I'm going to remove the gum balls from said sock and go with giant jaw breakers. I think one of those swung well could cause some damage...
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