My buddy wanted a tat real bad. His wife, Wendy, said only of it were her name on his peck. When it wasn't "at attention" all you could see was a WY. One day he was taking a leak, and noticed a "WY" at the urinal next to him. He mentioned it to the owner, saying "your wife's name must be Wendy too!" The guy said "please! It says 'welcome to Mississippi, have a nice day!"